Satisfying Rachel('s Questions)
Rachel returns with some awesome questions.1. "Say like I want to try anal sex with my guy -- got any tips on how to make it NOT hurt like crazy hell?"
Yeah, show him some great porno which features it. I can get some recommendations for you. Act out the porno with him. He'll think more about the porno than whatever you are putting in his ass. Also, use ASTROGLIDE only. My gay friends tell me it is the best lubricant, and I trust their judgment on this one.
2. "Best brand of whip cream?"
Reddi-wip. Check it out. Quite simply, those aerosol cans are the best if you want to slowly slide it into your partner's mouth during foreplay, or after-play or during-play -- however you want it. If you use cool whip, you have to use a spoon. It's a pain-in-the-ass.
3. "...what does a guy think when he finally after countless hours of courting you when he finally gets you into bed? Like seeing you, tasting you, etc.?"
Great question. After we take a sigh of relief because we no longer have to chase you, we let our egos blow up the size of skyscrapers because we finally "got you". Then, we put our game face on, because we've talked the talk for so long. Now, we have to walk the walk. We want it to be the best sex you have ever had. Sometimes we can screw the whole thing up right then and there. But, if we take our time and take a breath, we're going to rock your world. We love seeing you naked for the first time. It is what we have been after. Touching you all over is like baking a cake, and tasting you is the icing... and going all the way, now that's the cherry on the cake of our day.
Thanks again for visiting.
Nigel and Ike.
Signed, Sealed and Delivered by Nigel and Ike at 11:33 PM
4 Comments:
Notice we said "whatever you are putting in his ass". For all we know, she's shoving a fucking shoe up there. ;)
i'd like to take a stab at #1 please, i might have a better pan.
#1 rule for anal not to hurt. Work yourself at your own pace on to his cock, I suggest spooning type position, move slowly untill it has gone all the way in at least once, (Dont let him move!)by that time you should be ready for some down and dirty anal play. If you have the chance to prepare, give yourself an enema, that way you have no worries about a unplanned messes, and there for be more relaxed. Anal is under rated and really good!
Question, Nigel:
How many "countless hours of courting" are too many? In other words, how long is too long to wait before going all the way?
Brandi-
Excellent advice only a well-greased woman could give. ;)
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