Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Premature Ejaculation

Okay. I know you hate when -- after tons of foreplay -- we last about a minute or two during intercourse. Some of us hate it too. This is a sticky subject (every pun intended), because there are different categories of dudes here;

1. Mr. Cum Quickly. Mr. Cum Quickly just can't help it. It's his nature. There probably isn't much you can do about it.... except for one thing. If he can get off about an hour before intercourse, it may improve his staying power when he is with you. The more he can cum before it's intercourse time, the longer it's going to take him to 'go' when he is with you. The other thing you might want to try is getting him to think about a baseball game. I know you've probably heard about this trick before, and half the time it never worked for me (when I needed it), but the other half led to mind-blowing sex.

2. Mr. Could Care Lessly. Good luck here. This guy just wants to get off and get off (of you). He doesn't care about anything except for jack-hammering the crap out of you and finishing early enough to catch his favorite TV show.

3. Mr. I Don't Know Any Better. This is kind of like Mr. Cum Quickly. Novice dudes need your help. You have to pretty much talk and walk them through it. They think they're doing it the right way and they don't know any better. You have to show them what you want.

4. Mr. I Use Viagra. Okay. This is a double-edged sword. Here's the deal: Mr. I Use Viagra can cum quickly and cum often. The refractory period is literally sliced down to nothing, so you are dealing with a guy who stays nice and hard for you and can go multiple times. He may not be your 'dream lay' but he'll satisfy the hell out of you. You just have to tell him when enough is enough.

Guys want to satisfy you. Many of us think that if we give you the great 'Oral Orgasm' that we can then just get off by f-ing you quickly and finishing in a jiffy. Most dudes never reach a nice rhythm. They want to hit you hard... either from different positions or the same. I am surprised by the number of dudes I have talked to who think that screwing is just some sick game to show a little mastery and authority. They have no regard for your body and/or your needs. You all have to turn the tables on these guys somehow, by unplugging the sex or showing them what you need or something like that. If not, we dudes will do our thing over and over again.

7 Comments:

At 9:28 PM, Blogger Jo said...

Nigel, I have been waiting to hear your answer to my question about married men. I would still like to know. Enquiring minds would like to know. Why do men who are totally devoted to their wives, love their wives, etc., etc. mess with the minds of single women? I have had a lot of that. Lately I became "friends" with a fellow who was happily married. Well, he tried to steer the friendship to much more than "friendship", and now we are no longer friends, and I am very sad. I liked him. He was my friend. Now he hates me. If a man is so much in love with his wife, why do that? It puzzles the hell out of me.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

*LOL*

ok - 1'st, what prompted you to share this bit-o-knowledge

2nd - and which "mr" would you be????

inquiring minds want to blow -- i mean know!!!

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nigel - its not true that Mr. Cum quickly can't help it. There are practical treatments available for this problem that actually work. No man should have to suffer with this, and no woman should have to suffer with such a man. There is help out there. I happen to know a thing or two about this stuff, trust me, I am a professional:)

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Jaymie said...

Hell, lots of times after a bunch of foreplay I don't want the sex to last very long.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Lily said...

Hmm...this post has put some questions in my mind. I think I might be e-mailing you soon. :)

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger missy said...

Oh. Oh.

Somehow I wish I didn't know that...

 
At 11:15 PM, Blogger DivineLavender said...

I hate all those Mister's on your list! They should be arrested and giving long sentences so none of us women ever have to be tortured by their lack of skill or attentiveness!


Hate those guys!

 

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