Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Leave It To Beaver and Stuff

I had a history teacher in 11th Grade who swore up and down to us that when June Cleaver used to say, "Ward, don't you think you were a little too hard on the beaver?" it was an implicit sexual reference. Think that's true?

By the way, my take is that 'shearing the shrubs' is the way to go. Brazilian, runway, pathway to pleasure... they're all good. What do you guys think? And, should dudes get rid of pubes, too?

8 Comments:

At 5:58 AM, Blogger Lily said...

Oh, I don't even want to think June was being dirty. (And what was your history teacher doing talking about that? LOL)

I'm with you on the "female hair." Hair? Bye bye!

As for guys....not really sure. It's a little unsettling (to me) when there is nothing there...so maybe just keep it trimmed? I dunno.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Kathryn Craven said...

there are certain places that razors were never meant to go. *shudder*

how've you been? haven't seen you for a bit.

 
At 1:58 AM, Blogger Jaymie said...

I enjoy going bare. Better for bathing suits, I feel sexier and I definitely don't feel as shy when a guy goes down. As for men, I don't think they should go to extremes but they should definitely trim. What's good for the goose...

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Rachel Heather said...

yes they should get rid of the damn things

i am completly bare. I like it that way it feels so much better

 
At 11:23 PM, Blogger Zambo said...

Hey Nigel.

I guess I can contribute to the male perspective a bit...

I like a hairless lady myself (though I've had dealings with some untrimmed gals, back in the day)...I do a bit of manscaping too...

As for the premature ejaculation issue, there are a lot of ways to deal with it, I think...(Please note that the following can be likened to comedians discussing comedy in an unfunny fashion:) If the context of the sexual activity is addressed, I think things might run more smoothly...It can happen to the best of us at times (usually when we don't know what we're doing), but if it's a consistent issue, then perhaps professional intervention should be considered...

One work-around solution could be:
1)guy gets oral first (though I'm a firm believer in the ladies first approach);
2)guy gives gal oral while he "regroups";
3)then intercourse (which should last a bit longer);
4)repeat any steps as deemed necessary...

(This process can be adjusted to suit a couple's specific wants/needs)...

Though negligent discharges have never really been an issue for me personally (maybe two or three times ever...after which we would just do it again), I've given the matter some thought over the years...among a lot of other sex-related stuff...

This is for science, right?

Anyway, I hope all is well.

Take care out there!

Your Pal,

Zambo.

 
At 12:13 AM, Blogger Kathryn Craven said...

fine. i'm mother earth. pass the hemp and pachouli. whatever. *sigh*

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

i think i'm more disturbed by the fact that you had this conversation in class with a teacher than anything else...

as for "going bare down there".... i think it all depends on why are are doing it... if you like it, then whip out the razor.. if you don't but are doing it becacuse your significant other is pushing the issue, well that is another story...

as for guys... again, personal preferance - but if they have hair everywhere, then they better take it ALL off... or leave it all on...

but that is just my opinion

 
At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to keep trimmed because it looks nice and is cleaner. I don't go completely shaved because No hair actually decreases sensation.

I like a guy to trim, but not shave. It's gross going down on a guy and getting one of his long hairs stuck in your throat during oral.

Guys - please trim this for us! You will get more oral that way:)

 

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